Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts
December 4, 2009
You go, girls!
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '
When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'
'It's The Box Office.'
Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ,,,,.'
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4 Comment(s)
In America, it’s no longer a man’s world because women have the opportunity to train and be qualified for any job a man can perform. Today, most jobs are gender neutral, by law. In fact, employers cannot discriminate on a basis of race, color, religion, sexual orientation, national origin or those who associate with any of the above. The title of Civil Rights Act of 1964 is “An Act to enforce the constitutional right to vote, to confer jurisdiction upon the district courts of the United States of America to provide relief against discrimination in public accommodations, to authorize the Attorney General to institute suits to protect constitutional rights in public facilities and public education, to extend the Commission on Civil Rights, to prevent discrimination in federally assisted programs, to establish a Commission on Equal Employment Opportunity, and for other purposes.” It’s interesting to note 80% of Republicans voted for it compared to 63% Democrats. Also note that the filibusters were Democratic senators. The main objection to this civil rights act was the government legislating morality, thus violating individual rights. Living in America has changed in the past 45 years to being transformed into a secular progressive politically correct society. So what’s the problem? By enforcing the Civil Rights Act, our transformed society has ignited a culture war. America is a nation of immigrants who have brought their cultures and religions with them. Equal opportunity in many of these cultures and religious groups is non existent if they wish to stay true their culture or religious teachings. Being non-discriminatory or neutral within their context is unthinkable. There have been consequences for those who cross their culture or religious line. However, living in America is also living in a paradox, many of these cultures and religions have adapted to tolerate American’s social engineering. But I still miss hearing James Brown’s “This is a Man’s World” because now it’s politically incorrect.
--by on 12/8/09 Lives: USA
"Living in America is also living in a paradox, many of these cultures and religions have adapted to TOLERATE American's soical engineering" Here is an idea, dont live here!! I am not asking you to TOLERATE my country!! Get the **** out if you dont like it. If I went to a country and had to cover my hair I would do it or be executed. I am outraged that you sympathize with the "paradox" people who choose to move here are in, especially when they then want me to be PC towards them. I am at a loss for words!!
--by on 12/12/09 Lives: Dearborn
Better the ladies in the box office than those two goof ball pilots that overshot Minneapolis by 150 miles and were out of communication with air traffic controllers (though last I read, they were on Canadian frequency, which makes no sense with previous excuses).
Anyway, Happy Holidays to all.
--by on 12/14/09 Lives: Detroit area